变形金刚一 搞笑台词

逍遥右脑  2014-04-17 09:43

Ratchett:

[scaning

Sam\'s

body]

The

Pheromone

levels

in

the

male

indicates

he

wants

to

mate

with

the

other.

救护车(扫描萨姆的身材):他体内的荷尔蒙分泌量显示他想要个女人。

Captain

Lennox:

[him

and

his

team

surrounding

a

helicopter]

Have

your

crew

step

out,

OR

WE

WILL

KILL

YOU!

[Blackout

transforms

and

attacks...

]

莱诺克斯长官(和他的部队一起包抄了一架直升机):让你的驾驶员走出来,否则我们就杀了你!

(由于变形和袭击而被打断……)

Mikaela:

I\'ll

drive,

you

shoot!

迈卡拉:我开车,你开枪!

Sam

\'Spike\'

Witwicky:

So...

Maggie

Madsen:

What

are

you

here

for?

Sam

\'Spike\'

Witwicky:

I

bought

a

car.

Turned

out

to

be

an

alien

robot.

Glen:

[whispered]

Wow...!

Sam

\'Spike\'

Witwicky:

Who

knew?

萨姆?威特维奇:所以……

玛吉?麦德森:你在这里干什么?

萨姆?威特维奇:我买了一辆车,它能变构成为一个机器人。

格伦(低声说):哇哦……

萨姆?威特维奇:有谁晓得为什么吗?

Barricade:

Are

you

LadiesMan217?

Sam

\'Spike\'

Witwicky:

Uh...

Barricade:

ARE

YOU

LADIESMAN217?

Sam

\'Spike\'

Witwicky:

Uh

Yes!

Yes!

路障:你是"LadiesMan217"(萨姆在Ebay上的帐号)吗?

萨姆?威特维奇:呃……

路障:你是"LadiesMan217"吗?

萨姆?威特维奇:呃,是的,我是!

Sam

\'Spike\'

Witwicky:

Gentlemen...

let

me

introduce

you

to

my

friend:

Optimus

Prime!

萨姆?威特维奇:先生们……让我为你们先容我的友人:擎天柱!

[Captain

Lennox

is

trying

to

call

the

Pentagon

while

his

men

fight

Scorponok]

Captain

Lennox:

I

need

a

credit

card!

Epps,

where\'s

your

wallet?

USAF

Master

Sgt.

Epps:

Pocket!

Captain

Lennox:

Which

pocket?

USAF

Master

Sgt.

Epps:

MY

BACK

POCKET!

Captain

Lennox:

You

got

ten

back

pockets!

USAF

Master

Sgt.

Epps:

LEFT

CHEEK!

LEFT

CHEEK!

LEFT

CHEEK!

(当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候,莱诺克斯长官试着给五角大楼打电话)

莱诺克斯长官:我需要一张信用卡,埃普斯,你的钱夹在哪里?

埃普斯中士:口袋里!

莱诺克斯主座:哪个口袋里?

埃普斯中士:后面的口袋里!

莱诺克斯长官:你的后面有10个口袋!

埃普斯中士:左屁股的口袋里!

[Captain

Lennox

is

using

Epps\'

credit

card

to

call

the

Pentagon

while

his

men

fight

Scorponok]

Captain

Lennox:

Okay,

it\'s

a

Visa...

International

Operator:

Also,

sir,

have

you

heard

about

our

Premium

Plus

full

service

call

package?

Captain

Lennox:

NO

I

DON\'T

WANT

A

PREMIUM

PACKAGE!

(当他的人正在跟"巨蝎怪"作战的时候,莱诺克斯长官正应用信誉卡给五角大楼打电话)

莱诺克斯长官:好的,这是信用卡……

国际接线员:先生,你据说咱们对于电话捆绑式服务有超优惠的套餐打算吗?

莱诺克斯长官:不!我不须要!


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