逍遥右脑 2018-11-04 12:40
1、You look like a before picture.
2、They said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
3、We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
4、You're better at sex than anyone, now all you need is a partner.
5、I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
6、If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
7、She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.（）
8、Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
9、My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
10、He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
11、I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
12、God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made vivers, God made lakes, God made you... well we all make mistakes.
13、When I look into your eyes, I see the back of you head.
14、O could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
15、You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
16、It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
17、He's so ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
18、Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
19、I look into your eyes and get the feeling nobody is driving.
20、As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
21、When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
22、You are so dumb sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
23、You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!
24、If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
25、I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
26、They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
27、Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
28、How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29、I bet you mother ahs loud bark!
30、I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
31、Are your parents siblings?
32、If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
33、You're so ugly when you went to a huanted house they offered you a job.
34、If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
35、Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
36、I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
37、When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
38、Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
39、You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
40、If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
41、Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
42、Shock me, say something intelligent.
43、What color is the sky in your world?
44、I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
45、Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd one's for you.
46、The twinkle in his eye is actually the sun shing between his ears.
47、Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
48、Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
49、If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
50、Twinkle Twinkle little whore, close your legs, they's not a door.
51、If brains were dynmite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
52、Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
53、I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
54、It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
55、You shold be the poster child for birth control.
56、Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
57、She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
58、We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
59、You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
60、When Go was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.